As a baby growing up in Manchuria, I was blessed with many and varied opportunities. Chief among these was a job, from a very young age, working as a
corndog taster in a Manchurian
corndog factory. Manchuria is world renowned for its delicious and cheap
corndogs, many of which are made from real meat items! The
corndog factory I worked in, The Manchurian
Corndog Concern (
MCC), was consistently rated A++ in
corndog deliciousness by the National Corndog Federation of Manchuria (NCFM). I like to think that this high rating was because of my vigilance in ensuring that only the choicest
corndogs made it out of the factory and into the mouths of people eating
corndogs.
When I finally made it to the great United State, I thought it would be a lark to
fulfill one of my childhood dreams: being in a Rock band! It was very important to me that I was part of a band that was extremely good at doing Rock. Through many trials and tribulations, I managed to become a member of a band that was just as concerned with doing the Rock as I was. We did a few tours, and became very popular with very attractive people, but then, because of so many factors that were factored in, the band had to break up. My heart was heavy because of the band breaking up. Also it was heavy because of all the heart cancer I had.
One day I saw an atomic
explosion. Ouch! That's hot!
As a baby growing up in Manchuria, I was blessed with many and varied opportunities. Chief among these was a job, from a very young age, working as a corndog taster in a Manchurian corndog factory. Manchuria is world renowned for its delicious and cheap corndogs, many of which are made from real meat items! The corndog factory I worked in, The Manchurian Corndog Concern (MCC), was consistently rated A++ in corndog deliciousness by the National Corndog Federation of Manchuria (NCFM). I like to think that this high rating was because of my vigilance in ensuring that only the choicest corndogs made it out of the factory and into the mouths of people eating corndogs.
When I finally made it to the great United State, I thought it would be a lark to fulfill one of my childhood dreams: being in a Rock band! It was very important to me that I was part of a band that was extremely good at doing Rock. Through many trials and tribulations, I managed to become a member of a band that was just as concerned with doing the Rock as I was. We did a few tours, and became very popular with very attractive people, but then, because of so many factors that were factored in, the band had to break up. My heart was heavy because of the band breaking up. Also it was heavy because of all the heart cancer I had.
One day I saw an atomic explosion. Ouch! That's hot!
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ReplyDeleteWow, you've had such an adventurous life! This is by far the most exciting read I've read all year. Please do not let me sit on the edge of my seat for too much longer...Til then, I await your next tale of wondrous items to share!
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