Thursday, February 19, 2009

The Oldest Beer and Other Facts.


One time I went to Check-of-the-Slovakia. It's in Europe. Or it was...Now it's two countries. One is called Check-of-the-Republic, and the other is known as Poland. Anyway, they have this beer that's really old called Pilsner Urkel. They claim it's one of the oldest beers ever, but I find that hard to believe because I remember seeing Urkel on teevee, and I'm not very old at all. They stick to their dubious claims, so I suspect one of two things is happening: 1) The Check-of-the-Slovakias are full of it (and by "it" I mean "crap!") or 2) Urkel is some type of very old person; possibly a vampire or a hobbit. Either way, the beer was pretty good, and I left their backwards country feeling like I had really learned something pretty neat. And you know what? I did! I did learn something neat!

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