One of the greatest mysteries I've ever thought about concerns the nature of the animal seen above. I took this picture with a camera during a recent trip into the wilderness close to where I live. It clearly shows some kind of cat-sized wilderness lion, hiding behind a large forest tree. Most shocking about this lion is what it is doing in the picture. Because I could not investigate further at the time--the lion, obviously full of magical powers, created a large bee to chase me away--I can draw only two competing conclusions based upon the evidence at hand: 1) The lion lays, hatches, then raises a litter of corndog babies (what function these corndog babies have in the ecosystem must remain another of life's zaniest mysteries). Or! 2) The lion poops whole corndogs. It seems to me impossible to say with any certainty which of these two options is the closest to the truth. Due to the magical nature of this elusive wilderness lion, all I can be sure of is that the wilderness lion is in fact magically elusive. If you, dear reader or lurker, have any information to share about this topic, please do. All of the world's greatest scientists are interesed in the things you have to say. Don't blow it.